yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
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