Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
me + whiskey = a bad person
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
Randomize
