she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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