She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
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