I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
I woke up in a cornfield to shouting, a bottle of Jim Beam, and a bunch of mc muffins. If this doesn't scream Illinois, idk what does.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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