in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
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