if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
Randomize
