Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
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