got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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