BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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