Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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