Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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