i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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