I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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