Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
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