school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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