I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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