Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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