I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
All I want for Christmas is my co-worker's speakerphone to be thrown against a brick wall, and the remains burned in a backyard fire while I roast a hot dog over it. Is that so much to ask?
he just fucked me for my cheese.
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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