the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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