there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
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