There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
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