Plan B is the new Plan A
wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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