My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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