you guys were way drunker than both of me
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
All the doctor said was why
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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