his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
Thanks for being the best husband and reassuring my fuck buddy that you're comfortable with my adultery. You da real MVP.
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