Taylor Swift is so right about you.
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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