wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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