oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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