Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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