So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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