Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
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