I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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