they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Need sex. Gaining weight.
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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