its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
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