we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
Those nachos came to me in a dream
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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