when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
Randomize
