Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
My pussy is not your playground.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
Randomize
