you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
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