i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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