Christians are straight up FREAKS
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
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