I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
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