Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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