So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
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