i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
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