Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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