oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Bridesmaid dress fitting. I look like a Weeble and Michelle looks like Malibu Barbie. I have to keep reminding myself that she has herpes so really, the playing field is more level than it might initially seem.
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
You dont lie about slip and slides
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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