well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
It was like getting head from an anaconda
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
He's a Shit stain on my heart
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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