She announced her abortion via fbk
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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