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he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
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