Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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