Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
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